A funny joke about doors and doorbells for older kids. They are still as popular as they were at the start of the decade.
Here’s a round-up of some of the kid-friendly knock-knock jokes for you.
#KNOCK KNOCK POOP JOKES CRACK#
They tend to crack kids up, but in terms of their ability to annoy parents, knock-knock jokes rank one step below baby drum sets and just above the baby shark song.They might be the corniest kids joke formats ever invented. Who’s there? We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. Frostbite! It is, for the seagull, obviously, not for you. Important Note: these are NOT dirty jokes. Cow says who? Who’s there? Donut who? Wolvesly who? Knock knock jokes are silly, so what better way to tell jokes about a silly old bear than with silly knock-knock jokes? Pooh Potty Jokes Ahead! Here’s how you get your angry kid to open the door for you. Poop Poop who? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock. Step up to our door and see who's behind it, with corny knock knock jokes suitable for all the family. This is ‘punny’ only with kids aged four or less. Punch: Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song! Knock Knock Jokes Knock, knock Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? These funny bits are just what you will need to keep your kids laughing on the important days. Next time your kid says “tell me a knock knock joke,” you’ll be ready! Water who? Dewey who? Witches. Are knock knock jokes for kids funny? Figs! Who’s there? Knock, Knock!! Piglet. Knock knock jokes begin with the teller saying ‘Knock knock!’ The other participant responds by saying ‘who’s there?’ Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again! Dewott who? Who’s there? No, a cow says mooooo! Who’s there? 42. They wait for Halloween to eat candy! Who’s there? Who’s there? "Knock Knock!" Your kids may not like green leafy veggies, but they’ll love this joke. So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his bum with it.
Punch: Honey bee a dear and get me some water. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh! Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone. Your kids will love telling this joke at a birthday party! Knock, Knock! 80.